Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I Am Fanboy Skip!

Ok guys, let's face it. Comics are awesome! Marvel Comics is just putting out some really fantastic (four, heehee!) books right now. They're not like those jerks over at DC, with all that rape and stuff. Marvel is all about the good clean fun!

But sometimes, even Marvel can get things wrong. I know, I know! I'm just as shocked as you guys all are. But it's true. Luckily, there are fans like me, who are here to set them straight.

I'm the kind of guy who notices things like the fact that Wolverine's sideburns are longer in his appearances in Astonishing X-Men than they are in his own comic. What's up with that Marvel, huh?

Oh jeez, and don't even get me started on that stinker of a movie that was Fantastic Four. A Latina Sue? Right, like she's really Johnny's sister. Still, I guess she did look kinda hot in that suit. Well, really hot. Ok, smoking hot. Um, I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.

Ok, I'm back. So in conclusion fellow comic fans, I will be your defender against the unjust impurities that are perpetrated by egotistical editorial edicts! I am....

Fanboy Skip!